Bacteria
Back door to cafeteria.
Barium
What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section
A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan
Searching for the cat.
Cauterize
Made eye contact with her.
Colic
A sheep dog.
Coma
A punctuation mark.
D&C
Where Washington is.
Dilate
To live longer than your kids do.
Enema
Not a friend.
Fester
Quicker than someone else.
Fibula
A small lie.
G.I.Series
World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail
What you hang your coat on.
Hospital
The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.
Impotent
Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain
Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff
A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Morbid
A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates
Cheaper than day rates.
Node
I knew it.
Outpatient
A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear
A fatherhood test.
Pelvis
Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative
A letter carrier.
Recovery Room
Place to do upholstery.
Secretion
Hiding something.
Seizure
Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Tablet
A small table to change babies on.
Terminal Illness
Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor
More than one.
Urine
Opposite of mine.
Varicose
Near by.
